Russian yoga

Assalamualaikum readers... 

korunk smu wat pe hari nie??? klu weekends cm nie.. cnfirm amai yg duk berjimba2 n buat maksiat kt lua...  hihihihi.
siot!! ak lak duk cm bodo sipot kt kolej...
n ak cnfrim klu parking kt Midvalley tue 2 3 jam gak la bru nk dpt.. n kakak ak selalu ckp


"...klu nk tw kte nie penyabar kew x... try la parking kt mid.."


tpi mmg btul.. lps tue kowg ley la kire bape banyak perkataan cm B**i, s**L,B*d*h.. kua dri mulut kowg.. n klu yg bajet2 'american-wanna-be' lak mule la kua bhse kalate.. b**ls*i, fcuk,ass**** drpd mengucap Alhamdulilah kpd Allah sbb kowg x xciden dlm perjlnan dri umh kew shoppg mall... ak cnfrim....! hahahahah

bende2 yg buat ak nk kentut smpi ase nk sepak muke AMir Maharajalawak semasa parking:

1. ble ade kete nak kua.. tpi  kte berade di seblh side... trus memancut laju konon2 nk dpt parking... smpi2 da ade kete len yg 'cop'... x kew syal tue... mule la  mate ak 'kecik besar,kecik besar' jek tgk driver kete yg men cop2 tue.. tpi redha ble yg drive tue awek cun.. x keruan 'pedang' si Balas Maharajalawak dibuatnyer... hahahah
2. time tgh crik parking, nmpk owg jalan ke arah kete dye... kte follow la owg tuh...cm stalker yg mandul.. owg tuh pun buat reaksi muke yg konon2 nyer die distalker.. smpi2 kt kete.. dye ambik brg lps tue msuk blik dlm shopping mall... FUCKRUL!!!!! time tue mule la meroyan sowg2 dlm kte.. ase nk gigit stering..
3. kali nie ak jdik lak si pemandu yg men cop2... ble da kenal pasti kete nk kua... siap tggu kt belakang kete tuh... tbe2.. dtg kete len dri belakang trus msuk parking ak... nie mmg gurau kasar.. da 2 3 kali ak kne cm nie... ade sekali tuh ak kua gak la carut si lahanat tuh... tpi mostly 'si sepet" yg buat cm nie kat ak.. disebabkan ak nie berjiwa 1Malaysia... ak biakan jek la.. tpi jgn lupe ludah la mne yg ptt kt kete tuh... hahahahah...

kan best klu pariking cm nie....

sebenornyer ak da terlanjur jauh da nie... entry ak kali sebenornyer nk bgtw cara korunk nk menghandle anak korunk  nnt... kire la ank pe pun... ank haram kew, anak kucing kew, ank mamat khalid kew, pontianak kew.. n ak pon x nk tw cm ne korunk dpt anak... but dis is the way how u treat your children while they are baby... fuhh.... bru mkn chinken chop td... hihihi.. skrg nie byk anak yg lemau,lembab,lembut.. ops.. sensitive.. lampi n etc.. so ak nk bg korunk cara tuk menghalang symptom L's nie berlaku... 

korunk ley lakukan mcm nie.. please preview the video below..

hah!! gempak x?? gempak kan... nielah dimanekan Russian yoga... senaman nie da diamalkan selame berkurun-kurun lamenyer... hepi jek ak tgk baby tuh... weee~~~ korunk ley cube sbb yoga nie bgus tuk:

• bagi anak kau mampus awal..!!
• bayi pramatang(korunk igt rokok jek kew)
• anak terencat
• anak kurang ensem,kendo, n CHANTEK KEW KAU??
• melahirkan parents yg gangbang bangang!!!

so how?? interesting kan??? ade beran???

k la chow... ak nk mandi..

p/s: terkejut ble adek ak yg kejut ak bgn... ak igtkan mimpi... upernyer parents ak dtg.. huhuhu.. best dpt mkn nsik goreng... n jemput2...